Ramayan by Bill Gates
The Good and the Bad at the moment!
LAN LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a PROCESSOR named DOS-rat. Once he EXCUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his queens gave an OUTPUT of four SUNS - RAM, LSI-man, BUG-rat, and SED-rughana. RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY. His brothers,however, were only PERIPHERAL ICS. Once when RAM was only 16MB, he married princess C-ta. 12 years passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTALL RAM as his successor. However, queen CIE/CAE, who was once offered a boon by DOS-rat for a life saving HELP COMMAND, took this opportunity at the instigation of her BIOSed maid, and insisted that her son BUG-rat be installed at I/O-dhya and that RAM be BOOTED to the forest for 14 years. At this cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE passed thru DOS-rat and due to FATAL ERROR he collapsed, power-less.
RAM agreed to LOG INTO forest and C-ta insisted to LOGIN with him. LSI-man was also resolved on LOGGING IN with his brother. The forest was the dwelling of SPARC-nakha, the TRANSISTOR of RAW-wan, PROCESSOR of LAN-ka. Attracted by RAM's stature, she proposed that she be insatalled as ADD-ON Cache ( the marrige propososal with RAM). RAM politely denied. Perceiving C-ta to be the SOURCE CODE for her distress, she hastened to KILL her. But LSI-man raised an INTERRUPT to teminate her KILL command issued for C-ta. Weeping SPARC-nakha fled to LAN-ka, where RAW-wan, moved by TRANSISTOR's plight, approached his uncle MAR-icha.
MAR-icha REPROGRAMMED himself into the form of a golden stag and drew RAM deep into the forest. Finally, tired of chase, RAM shot the deer, who, with his last breath, cried out desperately for LSI-man in RAM's voice. Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM's SOUND, C-ta urged LSI-man to his brother's aid. Catching the opportunity, RAW-wan DELINKED C-ta from her LIBRARY and changed her ROOT DIRECTORY (or HOME PAGE) to LAN-ka.
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RAM and LSI-man started LINEAR SEARCHING for the missing C-ta all over the forest. They made friendship with the SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR of forest SU-greev and his powerful co-processor Ha-NEUMAN. SU-greev agreed to help RAM. SU-greev ordered his PROGRAMMERS to use powerful BINARY & BOOLEAN SEARCH techniques to FIND the missing C-ta. His PROGRAMMERS SEARCHED all around the INTER-NETworked forests. Many tried to EXCITE the birds and animals not to forget the WEB -DWELERS (Insects) and tried to INFO SEEK something about C-ta. Some of them even shouted YAHOO but they all ended up with NOT FOUND MESSAGES. Several other SEARCH techniques proved useless.
Ha-NEUMAN devised a RISCy TECHNOLOGY and used it to cross the seas at an astonishing CLOCK SPEED. Soon Ha-NEUMAN DOWNLOADED himself into LAN- ka.
After doing some local SEARCH, he found C-ta weeping under a TREE STRUCTURE. Ha-NEUMAN used a LOGIN ID (ring) to identify himself to C-ta. After DECRYPTING the KEY, C-ta believed in him and asked him to send a STATUS_OK MESSAGE to RAM. Meanwhile all the raakshasa BUGS around C-ta captured Ha-NEUMAN and tried to DELETE him using pyro-techniques. But Ha-NEUMAN managed to spread chaos by using the VIRUS 'FIRE'. Ha-NEUMAN happily pressed ESCAPE from LAN-ka and conveyed all the STATUS MESSAGES to RAM and SU-greev.
RAW-wan decided to take the all powerful RAM head-on and prepared for the battle. One of the RAW-wan's SUN almost DELETED RAM and LSI-man with a powerful brahma-astra. But Ha-NEUMAN resorted to some ACTIVE-X gradients and REBOOTED RAM and LSI-man. RAM used the SOURCE CODE secrets of RAW-wan and once for all wiped out RAW-wan's presence on earth. After the battle, RAM got INSTALLED in I/O-dhya and spreaded his MICRO SOFT WORKS and other USER FRIENDLY PROGRAMS to all USERS and every one lived happily ever after.
The pictures sent by nephew Rajesh is also. Good.
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