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What's the difference between my wife and my debts? I want to get on top of my debts. https://twitter.com/grattonboy/status/438349697884098560 Shared via Plume http://bit.ly/GetPlume

Between two hair cuts.

At the barber shop today, (for a change Monday is the hair cut this time) remembered the Tamil film song: " Pesukirein .. Pesukirein .." There is a line in the lyric which says: "waves are flowing without a pause.....it is mind" What were the waves? Daughter was with us during the Diwali holidays.(25Th to 29Th October). On the first day we and ours 'two' went for a shopping spree around Broadway and koppikar road. Daughter went to an ATM counter. She called her mum and dad inside the ATM room, to watch her withdrawing her salary. She proudly withdrew Rs.10,000/-. She with a stylish gait gave the money to us. Her POP (me) put it proudly inside the breast pocket. Her mom ( jani ) told us that I am keeping it near my heart! We had a family photo snapped at Mundargi . Daughter very proudly shopped with us.....jeans pants for me and my son.... Saree for her mother....happy she is....! Friendship had brought with her a book from her company library. The book ...

Dear wife

Dear Wife, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be asleep 22 times you had a headache 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby 16 times you said you were too sore 12 times it was the wrong time of the month 19 times you had to get up early 9 times you said weren't in the mood 7 times you were sunburned 6 times you were watching the late show 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us 9 times you said your mother would hear us Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because: 6 times you just laid there 8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling 4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over wit...