It’s really not difficult...

The Good and the Bad at the moment!

GOOD:It’s really not difficult...
To make a woman happy; a man only needs to be:

1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A psychologist
15. A pest exterminator
16. A psychiatrist
17. A healer
18. A good listener
19. An organizer
20. A good father
21. Very clean
22. Sympathetic
23. Athletic
24. Warm
25. Attentive
26. Gallant
27. Intelligent
28. Funny
29. Creative
30. Tender
31. Strong
32. Understanding
33. Tolerant
34. Prudent
35. Ambitious
36. Capable
37. Courageous
38. Determined
39. True
40. Dependable
41. Passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
42. Give her compliments regularly
43. Love shopping
44. Be honest
45. Be very rich
46. Not stress her out
47. Not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
49. Give her lots of attention, but expect little you
50. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
51. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
52. Never to forget:
* Birthdays
* Anniversaries
* Arrangements she makes

BAD:HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:
1. Leave him in peace

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