FROM WILYS DIARY.
The Good and the Bad at the moment!
GOOD:Hat Pin, from Freewind
A man goes up to the minister at the local church. "Reverend," he said, "We have a problem. My wife keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing, not to mention disrespectful. "What should I do?"
"I've noticed this and have an idea if you're up to the task," said the minister.
"Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mrs. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give her a good poke in the leg."
So, in church the following Sunday, Mrs. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mr.Jones.
"Jesus!" Mrs. Jones cried out as her husband jabbed her in the leg with the pin.
"Yes! You are correct, Mrs. Jones!" came the minister's quick reply. Soon, Mrs...