One, two, three, four....#diary

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven and eight.....
that's all remaining in my mouth now.
What is the count?
Yes, all molars gone. Premolar went. Incisors went. Some canines' are hanging around. The dentist couple very happily injects anaesthesia and 'dong'... They pull out my teeth - two per sitting. Four hundred bucks are also extracted. Then advice: "remove the cotton after half an hour. Eat ice cream Take painkiller if needed."
The anaesthesia numbness remains some time.
I don't care, my teeth are going....but regret, they could have gone to oblivion after getting my Grandfather Status.