enjoyed browsing with these....

quote: You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it." ~Robin Williams from twitter.
This is a nice site....was browsing OD http://www.onemotion.com/

this good bad ugly will fit in good bad at madscribblings?

Way ugly from Snugs
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them.
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.Ugly: You're in them.
Good: Your husband understands fashion.Bad: He's a cross-dresser.Ugly: He looks better than you.
Good: Your son's finally maturing.Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.Ugly: So are you.
Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter.Bad: She keeps interrupting.Ugly: With corrections.
Good: Your wife's not talking to you.Bad: She wants a divorce.Ugly: She's a lawyer.
Good: The postman's early.Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47.Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.
Good: Your daughter got a new job.Bad: As a hooker.Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.
Good: Your son is dating someone new.Bad: It's another man.Ugly: He's you're best friend.
Good: Your wife is pregnant.Bad: It's triplets.Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

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The Big Bang Theory.

He is robbed including his pants. He can’t fix himself to change in life. He calls Leonard. — Girmit (^‿^) (@cgBalu) 🚆 → 🚉 → 🚆 → 🚉 A funny moment from The Big Bang Theory (Season 8, Episode 1). Sheldon decides to tour American cities by train. New York. Arizona. A few others. But there is a Sheldon twist. He never actually goes into the cities. He remains inside trains and railway stations, orbiting them like a cautious satellite. Then disaster strikes. He is robbed. Everything goes. Even his pants. And Sheldon being Sheldon, he cannot recalibrate his personality. So he does the only logical thing in his universe: he calls Leonard. ❤😎

Happy blogging.

The Good and the Bad at the moment! GOOD:Google adsense has come to my blog. So more blogs today. Mobike - oil changed. New battery also. Answer to the quiz referred in the posting Evening posting is: The third. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead. Here is the second quiz: A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be? Answer definitely in the next posting. If only I could write so as to attract more comments the blogging affair would be fantastic. I learnt to write the html code seriouly today to make new window to open. In this posting evening posting would open in the new window.The html tags are like this: A href="http:new window" target=_blank /A The thing is that I should close the tags. I also went to some positive thinking sites through google ads. BAD:Mo bike mechani...

Reading quotations for motivation. Good or Bad?

after all these mad scribblings are about good bad and searches! Reading too many quotations sometimes is like over eating. The mind becomes unclear and wanders restless...(sometimes becoming very blank) It is the stage when I feel: 'reading quotations is useless' Some time ago I made an attempt to have just four quotations ready - just like some instant energy giver - to motivate me any time. Searching quotations, with the aim to short list for instant energy giving - the mind was blocked - making myself to quote: "reading quotations is of no benefit" At this stage I thought, let me have one quotation - just one - to motivate me any time....... I got this one: Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. (This one is from twitter and can attribute the credit to http://twitter.com/StephenRPohlit/status/18170516543 and http://twitter.com/wipoolplayer/status/16918252401 ) At this stage, I get an idea why not make some subsidiary ...

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