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quote: You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it." ~Robin Williams from twitter.
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this good bad ugly will fit in good bad at madscribblings?

Way ugly from Snugs
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them.
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.Ugly: You're in them.
Good: Your husband understands fashion.Bad: He's a cross-dresser.Ugly: He looks better than you.
Good: Your son's finally maturing.Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.Ugly: So are you.
Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter.Bad: She keeps interrupting.Ugly: With corrections.
Good: Your wife's not talking to you.Bad: She wants a divorce.Ugly: She's a lawyer.
Good: The postman's early.Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47.Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.
Good: Your daughter got a new job.Bad: As a hooker.Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.
Good: Your son is dating someone new.Bad: It's another man.Ugly: He's you're best friend.
Good: Your wife is pregnant.Bad: It's triplets.Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

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The Big Bang Theory.

S8E1 #tbbt Sheldon visits New York, Arizona....some American cities using Train 🚆 The fun part is he never goes inside the cities. He remains in the train and at Railway Stations 🚉 He is robbed including his pants. He can’t fix himself to change in life. He calls Leonard. — Girmit (^‿^) (@cgBalu) March 24, 2019

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66. A number that once sounded distant. Now it sits quietly beside me, sipping morning air. This is not a fitness routine. This is not a medical prescription. This is a conversation with the body, before the world starts talking. Minute 0–2: Waking Up Without Arguments I don’t jump out of bed. I negotiate. A slow turn. Feet touch the floor. The hips complain softly — not rebellion, just a reminder: “Ease into the day.” I smile. We’ve known each other long enough. Minute 3–6: Gentle Movements — No Heroics A few knee bends near the wall. Hip circles — small, like drawing commas in the air. Marching in place, as if I’m late for nothing. This is not exercise. This is oiling old hinges. The body responds politely. Minute 7–11: Walking — The Best Medicine Slow. Then moderate. If the weather is kind and yesterday’s dinner was lighter, I allow myself a gentle upward slope. No speed targets. No apps judging me. Just footsteps, breath, and that quiet joy of still being able to move forward. Minu...

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