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MONEY QUOTES.

  • We can tell our values by looking at our checkbook stubs. ~Gloria Steinem

 

  • There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one. ~Jack Yelton

    My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. ~Errol Flynn

    Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due. ~Author Unknown

    I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. ~Mark Twain

    They who are of the opinion that money will do everything, may very well be suspected to do everything for Money. ~George Savile

    There's no money in poetry, but then there's no poetry in money, either. ~Robert Graves

    When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart. ~John Wesley

    The only reason a great many American families don't own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly payments. ~Mad Magazine

    I'd like to live as a poor man with lots of money. ~Pablo Picasso

    No matter how hard you hug your money, it never hugs back. ~Unknown

    A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. ~Bob Hope

    Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. ~Woody Allen


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